Declaration of Independance

We the people of the Alualuan seperatist movement hereby declare Independance from the United States. The United States have, for to long, denied us the right to live life our way. In our time of need we have discovered a new land where we will live life our way, govern our people our way and be happy our way.

The United States for to long has been allowing un-attractive people to live in it's society. This atrocity has allowed for a large amount of fat and ugly people to remain in their country. Ugly people make attractive people uncomfortable. By ridding our country of them we will be able to lead a much more pleasant life. Also the ugly people will be happier too in the areas we have set aside for them where they will not be teased for their deformities by the more attractive people.

The United States also for too long has stressed the importance of work. By eliminating most of the worlds modern luxuries we will be able to live in a society that demands little work. Our society will be based on the beleif that man is animal and he can do almost anything he pleases if it makes him feel good, while still remaining within moral standards of our society.