Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Daily Weekend Itinerary

1.) Wake Up at 9:00 a.m.

2.) Bathe in the Ocean at 9:15 a.m.

3.) Catch fish during bath for breakfast.

4.) Put on Loincloth.

5.) Around 10:00 a.m. most of the Alualuans should be at the beach on on their way to the beach.

6.) At 10:15 a.m. sharp, "Whamming It" should comence.

7.) 12:00 p.m. around this time once everyone is Jagerfaceded the Singing will undoubtedly begin.

8.) Most of the population will have begun liquer napping at around 1:00 p.m.

9.) 6:00 p.m. diner alarm rings animating the lifeless lumps of shwasted meat up and down the beach.

10.) Citizens will be given 2-3 hours (dependent on how they feel) to rehydrate and chase the hangover away.

11.) At around 8:00 or 9:00 p.m. the real party begins and Coconut Stands, Kings, Whammy Pong, Whammy Bongs, and Shotguns are a must.

12.) When the party ends everyone must find a person of the opposite sex for some drunken unprotected sex.

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