Rules

All disputes are to be settled in a game of dice: best two out of three wins.

No killing.

Bathing suits must be worn on sunny days to promote tan skin.

Newcomers are to remain in quarantine for three weeks in order to control disease.

Anyone infected with aids will be kicked out.

Flip-flops must be worn unless you are farming or doing something that you would need close toed shoes to protect your feet.

Women must deny that they poop or fart and when these bodily functions occur they must do it in secret.

Boys don’t cry in front of other men unless they are crying about the loss of a loved one.

Activist groups are illegal because they create conflict and are really annoying.

Saturday and Sunday are to be spent hanging out on the beach sipping on Fermented coconut milk, the drink will be called Whammy.

Electricity is illegal.

Cigarettes are illegal, because they are addictive.

Addiction is also illegal because it tears apart families.

Anyone who shows signs of being addicted to whammy will be branded. Any branded person seen drinking whammy will be put in time out and forced to do farm work.

Anything done to harm another person physically will result in a one night stand in the lion’s den. If you survive the night your crime will be forgiven, if not, well you know what will happen.